“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering
VERY POORLY IS WHAT THE POKEYMANS PROJECT IS ALL ABOUT
Okay this one requires some buildup because I am actually appalled at myself, frightened, and crying with laughter right now. Let’s go through this step by step.
A guy standing backward, huh? I can do that. Here we go. Hmm. But you can’t really tell he’s facing backwards.
There we go.
Now some antenna, eh?
But one of them is a…mouth?
This can’t possibly be right. This is something straight out of my nightmares.
hammer pants why is this happening
Well I guess this is done, let’s see what the real one looks like…
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
the year according to tumblr
post halloween candy hangover
feburuary: couples halloween
march: almost halloween
april: almost halloween
may: almost halloween
june: almost halloween
july: almost halloween
august: almost halloween
september: basically halloween
october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november: still halloween
december: halloween for jesus
happy shmanniversary to the love of my life. u funny i like u i keep u
Mary Oliver, “Wild Geese”
You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
Tell me about your despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
Meanwhile the world goes on.
Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
are moving across the landscapes,
over the prairies and the deep trees,
the mountains and the rivers.
Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting—
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.
all that is needed
Too many selfies lately? Too bad.
Almost ready to break out this little velvet number boneycircus kept an eye on and surprised me with on my birthdays (bffs know your heart’s wardrobe desires and will indulge them when you feel like something is outside of your comfort zone but want it; they know best).
Mmm velvet season.
buy a song, help me pay for vehicle insurance, gas, medication, and job-hunting expenses! today’s song is a Tom Waits anthem that’s very close to my heart. download it via Bandcamp or drop a dollar or two into the metaphorical hat via PayPal (I usually get a higher percentage if it goes straight through PayPal), or just enjoy some music and pass it on!
if so much as one quarter of my followers bought this song for a dollar, I would not have to worry about money for about a month, by which time I ought to be gainfully employed.
We didn’t know that our activism and our peaceful displays would result in guns literally looking down our eyes. Literally looking down our eyes. Guns.
And I had young people who were willing to die. For justice.
I had a young person — and he’s definitely the example of many young people that I represent who said "I didn’t think I would make it to twenty-one years old so I’m ready to die now. Let’s do it now."
State senator Maria Chappelle-Nadal (@MariaChappelleN) speaks on the Senate floor about the events she witnessed in Ferguson, Missouri in the weeks following the execution of Mike Brown. Senator Chappelle-Nadal was one of many protesters tear gassed for three hours without reprieve by the Ferguson PD.
She has been consistent and unrelenting in her criticism of Governor Jay Nixon — to the point of tweeting him “FUCK you, Governor!” — for his lack of action over the violation of citizens’ constitutional right to peacefully protest, and passionately vocal about the violent ways in which protesters were abused by the police.
A sex ed class in 1929
she knows what’s up
Every face in there is so priceless
Those 3 girls in the front row
this is the greatest thing on the internet
you can just tell which ones know their stuff
That’s not what this is it’s a still from a 1929 Clara Bow movie.
Who even writes these fucking fabricated posts like what’s your damage what’s the point?!
Refinery29 has a slideshow of unretouched butts and it is great.