I’m sitting around waiting for John to get home, and I am having a good eyebrow day, so I thought LET ME SHOW YOU SOME THINGS I CAN DO WITH THEM.

1.) My eyebrows at rest.

2.) Very intense furrowed brows.

3.) Left goes up (the left goes WAY up)

4.) Right goes up (this is way harder to do and it doesn’t go as high on it’s own)

5.) I can usually do this rather cartoony looking thing on both sides, where one eyebrow is up and the other is frowning.

6.) But when I do try to switch the sides, that right eyebrow gets all weird shaped.

7.) Extreme raised eyebrows for things like fright or shock.

8.) Eyebrows at medium height, good for maximum disdain.